Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.
Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.
Molly- How would you know?
Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!
Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?
Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.
(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).
Molly- You are going to need this number.
Conrad- Who's this?
Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.
by Maxhole June 25, 2009
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Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.
by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011
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by graceafina120 January 14, 2007
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I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.
by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011
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while sleeping in the nude, you may tuck the sheets between your legs so your balls don't stick or get sweety, this is called sheet protection.
by mykey224 September 19, 2009
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1. "Yo man that fucking troll is a Protection."
2. "He went all Protection on those forums."
3. "I like him because hes a Protection."
2. "He went all Protection on those forums."
3. "I like him because hes a Protection."
by Iamapiboss August 3, 2010
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