the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.
I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!
by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013
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" Bro, it was such a good idea to use a poopachute at the airport. Who knows what kind of stuff was lingering in that toilet."
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Where one poops into a chalupa from Taco Bell then asks the guy behind the counter to eat it because their slogan is "if you arent satisfied, we'll eat it". After attempting this stunt and seeing that the person wont eat the chalupa, one might throw it against the back wall and yell "YEAH, I POOPED IN IT BITCH"
by Homologous_jake June 8, 2003
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As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me
by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012
Get the poopapotamus mug.A word describing a small and not particulary strong or hard person. Someone who thinks that they shouldn't be disrespected. Can be offensive to some people. Its origin is cloudy but after some research i have traced this word to TWGSB in kent where it was first used on a pupil as a joke that he took as an offense.
by Sammul November 2, 2007
Get the Poojay mug.The Hoopoe (The bird who has a comb on his/her head.He was the wise bird of the Prophet Soleyman,who was able to understand the animals' language and speak with them)."Poopack" is the persian name of Hoopoe. It is also called Shaneh-beh-sar.
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