pooniwoven

An object woven from poon and poon related fabrics of varying quality. Manual pooniweavers make the highest quality merchandise. High tech industrial pooniweavers lack the kind of individual touch that makes a pooniwoven object unique and stylish.

Yvonne: "I love your scarf, what's it made of?"

Daniel: "It's pooniwoven. Two thirds Italian Cougar, one third Southern Caucasian sorority girl."

Yvonne: "It's gorgeous, but what's that smell?"

by pooniwoven October 14, 2011

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015

Broonie Poonie

A slur against people of African descent.

That guy is a broonie poonie.

by Hank.ie September 19, 2023

Poonin'

1) The act of looking for some fine poon.

2) Also see Scissoring.

"Oh, Michelle? Yeah, I think she may be out poonin' again"

by Mike Christensen March 21, 2008

Poonis

A form of genitalia that is similar to a penis. It shoots out shit and shoots solid cum. Only a few people in the world have them and when they touch someone else they lose their poonis and pass it on to the person they touched.

“TAKE MY POONIS YOU FUCKING BITCH!”

by Ltlitty November 23, 2019

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008