Poon

A person who can be considered a douche, dickish, and obnoxious

Jon is a poon to the tenth degree

by AfroCraze January 3, 2010

Poon

1) v. To ask for something immasculine in a masculine way
2) n. Pussy, Sex
3) n. Wuss, Mooch. One who borrows more money than will ever own in his life

1) Can I poon a ride home today?
2) Did you get any poon from that girl last night?
3)You're such a poon! You mooch off of everyone!

by Maritimes February 19, 2009

poon

When your boyfriend is being an asshole.

You and your boyfriend are currently in different cities and haven't been able to see each other. Following disagreements and being blown off numerous times, you might express your frustration by exclaiming, "He is such a poon!"

by Caitlin Nicole October 1, 2006

poon

to get off with someone / hook up with someone, to have sex (though not necessarily sex)

did you get any poon last night?

by KatieLouise March 21, 2009

Poon

similar words: vagina, pussy, piss flaps.

usually said instead of the word women

refering women to sex

why yes i am, i'm on poon patrol

by STARKERS June 9, 2010

poon

A reference to having sex.

Could i get some poon over here, thanks.

by Chris November 20, 2002

poon

getting some (anywhere from making out to sex)

"you goin for it?"
"im gonna get me some poon."

by cullen November 9, 2004