poolick

A very famous Canadian author, Jason Poolick, mostly known for writing clever poo stories found across the internet.

Hi guys,

Here's a story for you:

Yesterday I was at the office, and went out for lunch with an attractive co-worker. She's a big girl, but really cute. I asked her "where do you want to go for lunch?" She told me "Taco Bell."

So we go to Taco Bell, and she orders a Combo number 2, AND a combo #6. I'm thinking to myself "WOW, her farts must be amazing!!!!" Anyways, we finish our meals and on the way back to the office, I had the windows down in my car, and I let a SBD go. I could tell by the look on her face that she was aroused. She was making this moaning sound as she breathed in heavily.

I asked her "I'm sorry I farted, do you like it?". She said "MMMMMM, I wish you could have done that on my nose." I said "well..that can be arranged" with a sly grin on my face.

We drove to the park, and she buried her nose between by ass cheeks, and I farted, but accidently, some taco came out. I thought she would be mad, but her tongue went to work. Licking and sucking all the juices from my sphincter.

Now, every Friday we go for lunch and a meeting in the park. Some days people ask her after lunch "Hey, what's that in your teeth?" but it will always be our little secret.

With Love,

Jason Poolick

by Johnny P Smith August 10, 2006

Policy

A sad husk of debate. Once consisting of eloquent remarks and compelling speeches, it has turned into a glorified research session in which kids present their months of research on how pretty much anything the other side does will lead to nuclear war in a span of eight minutes. While many policy debaters boast about their ability to speak at speeds unimaginable to the average person, this may be considered a sign of denial; after all, if speaking so no one can understand you is the only element of debate you have, it's not much of debate, is it?

Tim: Hey Jim, did you see that policy round?

Jim: Yeah, what the fuck were they talking about?

Tim: All I could understand was that helping stop global warming leads to nuclear war. They were talking so quickly.

Jim: Yeah, no one wants to hear that shit.

by SchnerptyFlerp June 20, 2014

Wellness Policy

A policy instituted in schools by neo-facists to destroy fat people and make a supreme race of annorexic people.

The wellness policy is so evil, I'm surprized Ronald Regan must have come up with it.

by A Man15151515 March 29, 2007

arab foreign policy

Overly optimistic efforts by western and eastern countries to get backward people to at least just enjoy life and quit wasting their lives trying to preserve some outdated man-fantasy.

Well, introducing democracy seens a bit premature to our Islamic friends. Why not start with a simpler arab foreign policy and teach them how to wipe ther asses with something besides their fingers? Seems like a good first step for all of us.

by Abdullah Sanitation October 3, 2005

foreign policy

A policy that interacts with another country and is meant to help it via peacekeeping or diplomatically.

The United States interacted with Iraq by sending troops there in order to resolve the rebel disputes between the civilians and the Ahzkaia rebel group.

by Dr. Yohan Jacobs February 6, 2005

policy puppets

Is an individual with authority over something that doesn't make any decision unless its by the book, or policy- even if the decision is not the best solution.

Mike says, "Kim (supervisor), I am the best person to go to California to solve this network issue."

Kim says "I'm sorry Mike, but policy dictates that I can't send level ones to out state (even though mike is more qualified"

Mike says "Why?"

Kim says "We need to send someone with 'experience (even though Mike could have very well solved the problem)'"

KIM is a policy puppets!

by Mad-Adder July 14, 2009

Pompous Policy

The policy that dictates the sum total of a mans natural worth (moral, ethical, economic, and physical dimensions) has to be greater than any women who he is romantically interested in beyond a one night stand.

Proper Usage in Speech: Pompoused Pompoozled

Jeff: So what happened to that girl from last night.

Chris: We had coffee and I was totally interested until she told me she was working on her second degree. I thought to myself I barely graduated from highschool. So I pompozzled her ass in order to save face.

Jeff:Your such a bad ass for pompous policy that bitch

by Jeffy and The Give September 15, 2010