Politics

Politics is merely an art of convincing others to commit an act which is beneficial for yourself.

Political Parties convincing general public to vote for them ; which is ultimately beneficial for the political parties only. Here the art politics can be easily seen when the parties try to convince the general publi to vote for them.

by vikalpsri October 1, 2013

Politics

The most boring shit you will ever hear on the radio or view on the TV.

1) The political parties are all fucking boring.
2) The people involved in politics are dirty moneygrabbers.

by ReFL3X July 12, 2014

#politics-and-economics

A horrible shithole in an International Discord Model UN server where actually braindead stupid people try to debate either about why Communism is the ideal world order or why Genocide and War Crimes are acceptable.

Doctor: "Hey, how did you get testicular cancer?"
IDMUN Member: "I debate in #politics-and-economics"

by vsy October 5, 2020

Armchair Politics

When you engage in activism from the comfort and safety of your home. Your efforts don't do anything but you think that you're some sort of saint for "believing in the cause".

Look at these kids with their armchair politics. All they do is post little messages on Facebook about bullying. They don't actually do anything about it.

by The Silent Tyger August 7, 2011

vaginal politics

Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.

1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.

by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010

Politics

War without bloodshed

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)

by Mertown July 3, 2007

politics

Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.

Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics

by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008