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Armchair Politics

When you engage in activism from the comfort and safety of your home. Your efforts don't do anything but you think that you're some sort of saint for "believing in the cause".
Look at these kids with their armchair politics. All they do is post little messages on Facebook about bullying. They don't actually do anything about it.
by The Silent Tyger August 7, 2011
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vaginal politics

Vaginal politics refers to the workplace interaction with women, especially when the boss, or supervisor, is a woman. There is no gender bias in this definition, as vaginal politics effect both women and men. Often, vaginal politics involves latent sexual desires, with many hidden meanings and double entendres.
1. The organization was great to work for, the eventually the vaginal politics got to be too much after they replaced my old boss with a female.

2. My job has gotten much easier now that I'm fucking my boss. He never has me do any of the scut work.
by Rook's Buddy May 10, 2010
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Politics

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)
by Mertown July 3, 2007
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politics

Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.
Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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Acorn Politics

A condition caused by panic mongering in political circles. The act of panicking the public for the purpose of pushing ahead a false agenda.
An example was first found in children's story "The Sky is Falling" Chicken Little and Henny Penny, panicked when an acorn fell on their heads. Acorn Politics is using the media and popular culture to panic the masses regarding a perceived social ill. examples: weapons of mass destruction, anthropomorphic global warming; Y2K global computer failures
by Onecanuck September 14, 2009
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politics

the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.
by Achory September 24, 2009
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Pizza politics

when two or more people fight over which restaurant has the superior pizza.
Josh: No way man , mikes pizzeria is the best pizza in town!

Nick: hell no! the crust at mikes pizza is like a cracker. mama mias pizza has deep dish pizzas and that amazing zesty sauce.

Josh: yeah but mikes pizza has free toppings.

Nick: lets decide, ill get a slice from mama mias and you'll get one from mikes and we will decide who is the top pie so we can finally end this pizza politics that has been going on for 5 years
by Spootybeaver113 March 3, 2011
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