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positive vibes

Modern catchphrase of popular commentary Youtuber Leafyishere. Made popular by YouTube and Twitter users around early 2016.
by mrsmiis July 13, 2016
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positive patty

The complete opposite of a Negative Nancy. One who always looks at the brighter side of things. With Positive Patty, the glass is always half full.
Nig nog: Momma, why we gots no food ta eats?
Positive Patty: Nigga, at least you gots a roof over yo head. Now go play with yo friends outside while I get my $220 hair did.

Nig nog: Officer, I swear I was going the speed limit, I've never even gotten a speeding ticket before!
Positive Patty: Now sir if you cooperate everything will be alright, jail isn't such a bad place after all.

Nig nog: Fuck niggas the po-lice is comin' and I be fucked UP!
Positive Patty: We'll be fine.

Nig nog: Why da whyte man gotta keep us down?
Positive Patty: Lemonjalow, if it weren't for the white man, who would be paying for your welfare checks?
by Oranjalow June 11, 2006
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H20 Positive

-receiving an STD through underwater fornication (sex)
-How was the underwater sex??? Was it everything you thought it would be???
-Ya it was sick but... I got an STD...
-You serious?
-dude... I'm H20 positive...

^get it? play on words there
by DirtyStoBro2012 July 2, 2011
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positive

when you are nice even to the most nasty individual because you just cant help it, and the only way to hate is to force your self to.
giving to a helpless bum on the street because they need money to eat and live
by a mans gotta be a man December 29, 2004
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positive prejudice

Definitions aside, there was a very suspicous boom in ethnics getting jobs when this conception came into play.

One particular black I once asked on the topic claimed "NAH bruv, that shit is just a coincidence", he has a wife, three children and two cats, now working very hard, residing at a Boots store and being a much appreciated statistic
Interviewer: What makes you think you should get the job here at B'n'Q?

Potential Employee: Well the only reason I can think of is that I'm disabled .. and even though I can't carry out jobs as well as your average enabled man, I'm fully aware that B'n'Q really do need to fill out their criteria of having a certain amount of disabled people

Interviewer: You're wrong ... you are getting the job because you are black (Announcement) Would all of the white employees with good qualifications please leave the B'n'Q store and make way for the disabled black man ...

Asain man: What about me? I'm a bit racial

Interviewer: Errr, sorry what's wrong with you? I don't see any missing limbs, you won't be recieving any positive prejudice goodies today mate
by Willis McGee July 27, 2006
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The positive z-axis.

The correct answer to the question "What's up?"

In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.
Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*
by MarshoT December 1, 2009
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HOV Positive

A car that meets requirements for driving in the HOV lane.
When my wife and I drive together the car is HOV Positive.
by drbillcorcoran April 14, 2010
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