Shallow Poet Fucker

A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.

Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.

A shallow poet fucker!

by LianaG October 29, 2006

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Team Warrior Poet

Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.

The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.

See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.

Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"

Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."

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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."

by SYNM January 17, 2011

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Poet

As Shakespeare said... Someone who writes the shit out a motherfucker.

A rose by any other name still wouldn't know what you are calling it. A poet is a poet ; not a poet laureate. A name is a name but it's not what you are calling it. Life is Life but there's far more to it, you see what's brought to light but that's not all of it. Kept a rose if you recall but I don't know what you would be calling it.

by JohnnyBlazeson October 06, 2019

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