Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

fiend pod

when you take the cotton filters from a juul pod, stuff them into the bottom, and push the rubber gasket down (pushing all extra juice down) in order to fiend the last precious drops of nicotine

“Can I hit your juul?”

“Nah bro I only have a fiend pod left”

by lil’tweak February 12, 2019

pod prod

when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.

John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.

by JCVRS May 27, 2011

Peace Pod

A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."

"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"

by NoTongue February 28, 2010

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

peas in a pod

NOT "invented by internet forum users." It's a phrase that's been in use for a couple hundred years. It means alike with a connotation of close. Like BFFs that have exactly the same tastes and wear the same clothes.

"Those two are just like peas in a pod."

by Mysteria Sleuthbedder August 29, 2016

Tide pod

A tasty snack

I’m hungry for a tide pod

by tightfrombehind January 5, 2018