The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"
"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"
by Sinny January 20, 2006
A poached egg is when you slide an egg down into a girls ass, then you slap her butt cheeks to break the egg inside her ass, then you fuck her in the ass, after its all done you have her shit it out into a pan and scramble it!
by Chase Dankbar January 04, 2008
When you get someone to break up with his/her significant other, but then decide to not do anything with them.
That senior did a poach and run on that freshman. Poor girl didn't stand a chance, now no one loves her.
by Mate poacher February 07, 2015
A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
by Darkhaven January 25, 2011
Erich: Man, did you see jeff?
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...
Jim: What?
Erich: he just star poached all of the pink one's out of the bowl! whadda douchebag...
by ballzthefuckinholiday August 13, 2009
verb, to try to steal another man's hoe while going out of his way to diss the guy she's already with.
by Cash4Gold March 22, 2012
Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.
by Jason Jampsh June 21, 2017