A sexual act in which an assortment of lunch meats (Ham, Turkey, etc.) are inserted into the vaginal region and then eaten by one's partner; Thereby making a "platter" in the "pussy".
The horny homeless man sought a Philadelphia Platterpuss, and later had a Ham and Cunt sandwich that satisfied his empty stomach.
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a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.
1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.
2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!
by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012
Get the meat platter mug.Similar to the Dutch Rudder, this is a friendly masturbation technique. The one performed upon sticks a finger into his/her anus, and the performer begins to move the former's arm back and forth causing them to finger their own asshole.
1. Take finger
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
2. Stick it in ass
3. Have a friend move your arms around.
4. You have completed the Dutch Putter.
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