Paternique

To be moved by the smoothness of the word, mesmerize by the word of a smooth operator, to be stump, trumped in a debate or conquered by words.

Do not debate with him, You have been Paternique'd. He is extremely articulate his way with word is mesmerizing. She was Paterniqued by him on the way to the dance floor.

by Micheal Peppers February 4, 2010

Playerness

The inner essence of a player. Controls whether a person is a player or not, regardless of whether you're trying or not. Can be taught with the right teacher.

Girl/Guy: "You're such a player!"

Guy/Girl: "I am not! I haven't even begun to try to be one of those!"

Girl/Guy: "Yes.....you are!"

Guy/Girl: "Must be an inside thing...something like "playerness.""

by Johnson_D March 16, 2011

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016

Paternal pompador

A male sperm donor who likes to call himself daddy but refuses to perform duties that come with being a father; often times having multiple children and not talking care of any of them. This particular father is a whole lot of "fluff" in terms of parenting but not much else, thus making him similar to the hairstyle pompador.

My coworker is such a paternal pompador. He's got 5 kids and I'd be shocked if he can tell you any of their names.

by MalignantOath May 21, 2016

Paternal Velocity

Paternal Velocity

n.
The speed of sperm, semen or ejaculate as it comes out of the phallus or penis. This speed is usually 31 mph on average. Reaching terminal velocity is also known as cumming.

See also: Dad Speed

"Last night I finally reached paternal velocity, now she has a broken jaw."

"Dude I got a ticket last night for reaching Paternal Velocity in a residential"

by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016

paternyo

This is an extremely offensive word towards people who are transgender because it means that you stuck you dick into a blender his dad is a registered sex offender. This is also an abbreviation for paternyouassupnibba with is even worse as it also means that your mum has the rona aka chicken.

damn bro my mums paternyo

by ShockZz14 April 22, 2021