Jerking pixels

When you take a break from coding a game to eat some beef jerky that is so tough it could potentially break one of your teeth.

Ah man I was totally pumped for going to GDC but I was jerking pixels to hard and broke one of my teeth, now I look like a hillbilly :-(

by retrogamer4ever March 13, 2013

Schnitzel Pixels

A foodie term for "dick pics".

"After you finish those balsamic short ribs, why don't you text me some schnitzel pixels..."

by Poultron May 1, 2014

pixel poke

The act of exchanging nudes and/or video chat with another person over the internet while pleasuring yourself.

A form of safe sex is to just rodo pixel poke an internet juju

by Blazeybaby April 14, 2017

Pixel Snob

Someone who snubs viewing television, movies, or sporting events in anything but High Definition. They frequently pity those that have to watch things in standard definition (peasantvision).

Bob wouldn't come out to watch the game with us at the bar because they don't have high-def TVs. The loser stayed home instead. He's such a Pixel Snob.

by Scott Oberg September 21, 2007

Pixel Hoe

A person who talks to you 24/7 via text but as soon as they see you in person you're invisible

Text: lol you're so funny I love talking to you Face to Face: ...*awkward silence = why you're called a pixel hoe

by KoolKatChe July 3, 2014

pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.

Damn those are some nice pixel titties!

by ApeWanker March 10, 2016

Party Pixel

You get a party pixel when you are completely drunk after a party and stumble into a tattoo shop for a classy tattoo, but as soon as the tattoo artist touches your skin with the needle you change your mind and you are left with a tiny dot on your arm, leg, ...

- What's that dot on your arm ?
- Oh, that's my party pixel from the last time I was wasted

by freddie1980 April 18, 2013