Dank pita

The greatest four dollar meal money can buy at Leo's Coney Island in Commerce Township Michigan. It is actually a pita wrap with chicken fingers, cheese, lettuce, tomato. Best with ranch dipping sauce.

Customer: Can I get a dank pita with a side of ranch?
Waitress: So one chicken fingers pita with a side of ranch? Sure.

by George Pfresh March 30, 2009

Self-pity

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.

"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.

by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006

PITA

Pain In The Ass

How's your new boss?

He's a PITA.

by Brandon March 9, 2004

Kenneth Pinyan

mr hands is his alias. He released several videos of himself and others performing bestiality with stallions. He died of a perforated colon after on of these sessions.

Kenneth Pinyan is mr hands, you know, that fool who took all that horse cock in his ass and died.

by Wallywally October 21, 2008

pity the foo

A statement used to express extreme distaste and some sympathy for a foolish person who's acted in a regrettable matter. Popularized by Mr. T.

I pity the foo who didn't bring an envelope to this bar mitzvah.

by Houman December 8, 2003

pity fuck

fuck from sense of pity for another person

Damn ugly she was, but finding out about her being dumped, I decided to give her a pity fuck

by gutmiko October 12, 2010

pity sex

What men will settle for after whimpering and wheedling and begging. No confirmed sightings, probbly an urban legend.

Pity Sex Gladly Accepted --T-Shirt.

by Buce August 7, 2005