Mosh Pity

The feeling you have for an unsuccessful Metal Musician whom has clung to Metal, Oversized Concert Shirts and Long Hair after age 30 and has grown fatter and more sad with each passing year.

"Wow, Me and the one other guy at this show have some serious Mosh Pity for that guitarist hiding the beachball under his NAPALM DEATH shirt."

by rusty nailder April 21, 2010

Pity Cash

Cash given to others out of pity and or guilt...

The cheating husband gave his blind wife pity cash after he returned from his mistresses house.

My dad gave me pity cash all the time while he was divorcing my mom.

by Lisa Amor December 21, 2008

pity party

A party you throw for yourself after something bad has happened to you.

After Donny broke up with me I threw myself a little pity party with some vodka.

by Sheila Serio September 30, 2004

pity add

The act of adding someone you don't know on MySpace or Friendster because you feel bad for them and don't want to be mean.

"I have no clue who that guy is, he was a pity add."

by Spiffers December 21, 2005

pity party

is when someone wants somebody to feel sorry for them

Sometimes looking for a pity party makes you feel worse.

by Gerard Irick June 4, 2010

Pity Like

What you do on any social media platform when any post has so many dislikes that you want to give it a like out of pity.

His attempt at a satirical video got so many dislikes that I decided to give a pity like"

by Lou Dickerson May 4, 2017

Pity Fishing

The act of searching for pity or sympathy by making something sound far worse than it really is.

Dave: Hey dude, what's up?

Jim: I got attacked by this massive, vicious dog in the park yesterday... I thought I was going to die...

Dave: OMG! Are you OK?

later...

Dave: Did you hear about Jim? He got attacked by a massive dog!

Fred: He's just pity fishing, I was there. He was barked at by a dog.

by Mousey 66 March 27, 2012