Luke Pitchen

A young man mostly tormented by his over sized forehead who experiences a painful case of le símp.
If you come across this young man please be aware he may be walking obscurely because of his recent penetration from the behind.

“Hey there isn’t that Luke Pitchen who is always simping”
“Yeah mate I heard he took it up the arse for her”

by icantbelieveyouvedonethis.... February 17, 2021

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

Molly Pitcher

A woman who allows, encourages, or insists on being treated to a helping of cannon fodder during vaginal intercourse.

I was absolutely stunned to know that girl from the subway last week was a real Molly Pitcher.

by Profane Urbane November 7, 2010

PO (Pitcher Only)

Cole Housel

You can’t spell Pollock without PO (Pitcher Only)

by Dawson Warner March 8, 2019

pitcher

the hardest position to play on a baseball field but most of the time a player has no other skills, they normally cant hit or field, that is caused by their high school coaches that never let them do anything but throw the ball.

it has no drug/sexual meaning.

See that pitcher! he has to be throwing 98 mph at least!

by #1baseballplayer April 12, 2006

Pitchers mound

Anal fisting, the next logical step after having sex.

"Dude i got to second base with Jen last night"

"Well you're well on your way to getting to the pitchers mound"

by babaoriley February 20, 2009

pitchers and catchers

"Pitchers and Catchers" is used as a shorthand term for the beginning of spring training in professional baseball. Since the titular positions are the first ones to report to spring training this is sometimes seen as the beginning of the baseball season.

Only two days till pitchers and catchers

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjk February 26, 2011