Pinocchio

One who lies repeatedly to make him or herself seem important and/or bring attention to oneself

Dude last night i banged Jenna Jameson and she gave me her phone number!

by Derell December 19, 2004

Trump is the new Pinocchio.

When Donald J. Trump is now the world’s poster boy for lying or dishonesty, who has notoriously clinched another first as a one-term president, by unofficially dethroning Pinocchio as the Liar-in-Chief.

That “Trump is the new Pinocchio.” is numerically equivalent to “Trump = Pinocchio 2.0.”

by MathPlus December 18, 2020

Pinocchio

A girl or guy that has a really big nose, either because of genes, or because they lie too much. Other word for them can be: Pino, Pinocone, Pinny, Big Nose, Liar Liar, Big Ass Genes

Yo Pinocchio help me out?
Yo Pino stop lieing!
Your such a liar, it shows you know?!
Yo Pinny get it reduced when your older a'ite?
Hey Big Nose, what smells?
Yao got big ass genes!
**People we use them against are Julia and Mr. Collier,
Use this word wisely!

by Brian! April 9, 2004

Pinocchio

1. A slang term meaning oral sex.
2. A fictional puppet from the 1940 Disney movie of the same name.

1. I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight. I hope I get some Pinocchio.
2. Ben: I'm watching Pinocchio right now.
Roger: You're watching oral sex!?
Ben: Buddy man, you're a fag. I'm watching the Disney movie.

by Hot Fire July 28, 2008

Pinocchio

A kinky bastard that erects and elongates his “nose” by lying. Happens to be from a Disney movie.

A: I heard Pinocchio actually has a penis for a nose, so in reality he gets erect when he lies.
B: Thank you for the info, very cool.

by Choadess March 31, 2020

Bottomless Pinocchio

When you aren’t wearing pants and your erection is activated by a cool breeze or a draft.

That draft felt nice on my shlong, it gave me a Bottomless Pinocchio. Thank god no one was there to see it.

by Lil Traumatized September 16, 2019

Rejepik and pinocchio kugler

Something you say about a guy who think he's the shit, but irl he's just a douchebag. So you use this term to say he has a small dick and balls.

"Yeah he just have the smallest rejepik and pinocchio kugler"

by Idek so stfu May 5, 2018