Pillow Taint

Term for a side effect of morbid obesity. Coined by TakeAKnee.net. Pillow Taint is similar to a moose knuckle or a camel toe, but puffier and gender-neutral.

Pillow Taint occurs when a morbidly obese person sits down and the entire crotch of their pants is stretched to nearly bursting with flab.

Usually, the volume of flesh trapped in the crotch area is so great that the obese person is unable to cross (or sometimes even close) their legs.

The situation resembles a normal person with an overstuffed pillow packed down the crotch of their pants. Thus the name: Pillow Taint.

"Jesus... Did you get a look at that fattie over there? I couldn't even tell if it's a man or a woman!"

"I know... I tried to check the crotch bulge, but all I saw was a textbook case of pillow taint."

by TakeAKnee April 8, 2009

pillowsexual

to not be hetero nor gay but to have a sexual attraction to pillows

yo dood your gay" "no im not im pillowsexual

by kyo damsa sohma July 3, 2010

Special pillow

A euphemistic term for the merciful , pre-arranged euthanasia of a close friend.

Damn! My bud Tony broke his neck windsurfing, can only blink his right eye now......better take him the special pillow!

by MADMITCH.COM December 11, 2016

Pillowcasin'

V. To take the rest afforded by a suspension of voluntary bodily functions and the natural suspension, complete or partial, of consciousness; cease being awake. Or just a right way to say sleeping.

TBaww got really excited when she saw Hacob pillowcasin' on top of her big pink dog.

by Hacob SPeni February 8, 2007

Pillowhawk

Usually reserved for those with short hair, the pillowhawk is a morning hairstyle resulting from a side sleeper's positions during a night's sleep. The hair takes on a mohawk-type shape from alternating both sides of the head on a pillow.

My husband wakes up with a wicked pillowhawk every morning.

by Retriever October 25, 2010

Pilwon

Pilwon IS A MF STUPID PIECE OF PILSHIT from the BL Manhwa "Pearl Boy"

Person 1: Hey, who's this Pilwon?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Pilshit?

by Toji's w March 14, 2022

Raspberry Pillow

The swollen, blood covered,over-stretched sphincter. The result of taking a shit that has been backed up for several days. Sometimes confused with a Pink Sock.

I scratched my Raspberry Pillow earlier today, and now I have jam stains on my shorts.

by Profusion44 March 13, 2009