pigs in a blanket

the police when they in they squad cars.

matt: yo dude, check it out.

justin: ha, it's da pigs in a blanket!

by pimpmaster25 December 30, 2007

Pigs in a Blanket

Pigs in a Blanket, n. - The act of having three or more naked men in one bed at once usually for sexual reasons.

Marcos: Hey guys, wanna come back to my place and get all cozy with me and Seth .
Trent: Yeah babycakes i wanna be pigs in a blanket with you boys.

by BabaBryan July 13, 2010

Pigs in Blanket

This is where you wrap bacon around a Penis before Sex. This can be done with strap ons and Dildos.

Jimmy: Come on Bitch get the Pigs in Blankets ready so you can eat them while sucking my cock.

Stacey: The Pigs in Blankets be ready soon love.

Jimmy: I didn't pay you for this you crack head.

by Barmy-Army April 29, 2014

pigs in a blanket

seek out the fattest bitch with the flabbiest arms and do as follows: make her drink a fifth of 151(you may want a bottle for yourself too), get 3 other friends and a camera, take her excess arm and/or leg jello and wrap it around your taliwacker proceeding to perform coitus with it as your friends assault her other limbs.

why do you have bed sores on the backs of your arms and legs Rosie, have you been laying in bed surfacing to harriet the spy for days on end again?
No not since last week, I agreed to make pigs in a blanket with the Baldwin brothers.

by pete burns October 30, 2007

pigs magee

Pigs Magee is the phrase used to describe people who eat unhealthy snacks, regularly. Someone is a particular pigs magee if they eat snacks if there are little of that snack left, and/or if those snacks are meant to be for everyone.

Alternative forms of pigs magee can be P.J.Magee, pigs, magee, piggy, porker, porks magee.

Steven Raphael is a Pigs Magee

by michael raphael February 4, 2006

Pigs in a classroom

When there is a walking and talking pig in your high school. Sometimes this pig will follow other human classmates around, and try to invite himself places. although this pig believes he has many friends, he is truely ridiculed and used by any class mates. Ways of spotting one would be, Piglet nose, piglet ears, smells like ham, and an overall douchebag. Many people refer to it as a ham sandwich, walking bacon, and a tool.

Student 1: "Dude, did you notice that pig walking to pre-calc this morning"
Student 2: "Ya dude wtf was up with that, it was like pigs in a classroom or something.
Student 1: "ya idk bout whatever it was it sure made me hungry
Student 2: Ya its probably a douchebag
Student 1: DEFINATLY

by BC COURTNEY November 8, 2009

pigs in a blanket

simply pinch your ball sack (lightly) on both sides of your penis and lift up and squeeze together around your penis.

looks like the good ol' IHOP "pigs in a blanket".

by Jensen28c September 23, 2007