Michael Phelped

To take off with a quickness. To Book it. To Jet out. jettin.
To leave very quickly, vacate as fast as possible.

We swam past all the jellyfish, high.5ed the buoy 20 minutes later and Michael Phelped it back like a mermaid out of the sea! We were so scared of the jellyfish.

M.Phelp it dude, the boat is coming!

by Nadiathon. August 3, 2009

Phelps

1. (verb) - The act of farting during anal sex.
2. Fred Phelps

I was having anal and I phelpsed.

by That guy from the Nation September 23, 2011

Phelpsies

Members of the anti-gay group who protest at the funerals of American military personnel killed in Iraq, led by the Rev. Fred Phelps. Phelps believes American deaths in Iraq are divine punishment for a country that he says harbors homosexuals. The group finances their activities by suing churches and individuals by claiming impairment of their First Amendment rights and assault by angry and disgusted mourners.

"Those Phelpsies are some sick bastards and sure aren't Christians."

by Fallacy Slayer April 11, 2008

Phelpsin' It

Specifically, to hit the bong. However, can be used as a general term to describe any type of weed smokin.

Dude is was totally phelpsin' it last night when my parents were out of town

by Stephen Strouse March 17, 2009

Phelpsin

to take unflattering and embarrassing photos of drunk/high friends and post on facebook

Dude! Stop taking pictures in the bar. I don't want you to Phelpsin me.

by eringobraugh1 March 19, 2009

phups

-similar to a fart only stronger and more high pitched...
-a caribbean fart..

ey hoss, da man jus phups in d corna dey jed..

by Hezmana January 18, 2010

Phumpkin

To receive oral sex whilst reading philosophical literature. A classier, more accepted genus of "blumpkin".

Phumpkin Receiving Man (reading from J. S. Mill's "Utilitarianism"): On a question of which is the best worth having of two pleasures, the judgement of those who are qualified by knowledge of both must be admitted as final.

Woman: *slurp*

by JayAycheAr March 3, 2010