Poking stick

A hard dick

Eg...Dave is spooning Maya.

Maya says... Stop poking me with your poking stick

by Spazzy714 January 14, 2011

poking out

southern slang used to take about 84's
rims that stick out from the tires

i got 84's poking out, paul wall

by bert2 July 21, 2005

Poking Fun

(v.)
1) A remark of sarcaism/witty expression as to make a joke about the other person/object. ie poke fun at someone - RIDICULE, MOCK
2) A act of having sexual intercourse/relations with another person or persons for fun ( comes from poke and poking )
3) The act of stabbing someone with an object and finding pleasure in it ( comes from poke )
4) The act of stricking/touching a person without much force usually very quickly especially repeatedly and with cause not pain to the person while both poeple find it funny ie a form of flirting ( comes from poking )

1) Hey man I was only poking some fun at you no offence.
2) I was poking fun with this girl last night. ie. something that 4) leads up to.
3) Man I love poking fun at people with my blade, I get Off on it.
4) man last night me and this girl was poking fun at eachother and then there was some more poking fun ;)

by JeBus February 16, 2004

poking your pussy

yanking someone's chain, pulling one over on someone

Don't worry about it, I'm just poking your pussy.

by JoeMama215 December 9, 2008

Poking Smot

1.well for one, its a way of saying smoking pot without getting in trouble and or letting other people no what your talking about....

2.its also what you say after to much blunts!

poking smot

1.

man1: dude what you doin today
man2:nothing you?
man1:not much wanna poke smot?
man2: sure.

or...

mom: bob what are you doing today?

Bob: im gunna go hang with my friends and play basketball or poke smot.
...........................................................................................
2.

guy1:dude that shit got me twisted man.
guy2: hell yeah! i love pokin smot!
guy1: what?
guy2: i said i like smokin pot.
guy1: oh hahaha

by ~Notorious King~ May 28, 2009

Poking Pillow Toss

The act of assaulting your partner, mid-coitus, with a strategic pillow lob or toss. May be spontaneous in nature or a previously planned attack. Especially effective when your beautiful canadian girlfriend is playing "Mountie".

"Jason gave gave me the ole poking pillow toss last night." or "The knockout she inflicted with the poking pillow toss was the unanticipated result of the weight of the Thermapedic pillow".

by canadian orgasm maestro September 27, 2010

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021