Phantom Step

A phantom step is the step that is always never there. But you will always convince yourself that it is. The phantom step is only felt during the night hours. When you walk up the steps, and feel like you haven't quite reached the top yet, you will always hoist your leg up a bit higher just to make sure you won't tumble. But low and behold, you had already reached the top. The phantom step is always followed by a feeling of confusion and a sense of disappointment.
I feel really stupid, I've lived in this house for years and I still fall prey to the phantom step
by PhantomStepper July 26, 2010
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Phantom Forces

Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on roblox, where you unlock guns, abuse your C-WASD-X-Z-RMB-LMB Buttons for fucks sake, also get hated for being good at the game

you usually play with kids that has the worst aim and 3/20 eyesight and blame you for using Wall hacks, ESP, and Aimbot

but there are the players that some people usually respect, those who are good at the game but isn't cocky as fuck

and of course, if youve played this game for over a month or a year, you're officially a sweaty try hard that blames good players for hacking, and probably you slam your keyboard to the wall several times when your C didn't respond with the system, and your keyboard is wet as fuck because of your sweat flowing like a river on your fingers, and last but not the least, you have bad eyesight
Guy 1: ayo man wanna play Phantom Forces?
Guy 2: sure but I don't wanna deal with toxic kids
Guy 1: too bad, you gotta
by PseudoActiveRemLyx March 12, 2021
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Phantom Spank

the process of masturbating immediately after your hand/arm has become numb either naturally, from a shot, or from sitting on your hand on purpose. Its main purpose is to make it feel like you're not jacking off by yourself in a dark room watching a porno that you've already seen dozens of times.

Also mentioned on the Comedy Central tv show, "Ugly Americans"
-Dude, have you ever done the Phantom Spank?

-What's that?

-Are you kidding?! It's only the best masturbation method ever created!
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phantom sunglasses

When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
by Angylic October 23, 2012
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phantom dick

The lingering feeling of vaginal penetration a woman may experience after sex with a man. Often occurs after a man with a large penis and a woman with a tight vagina have sex.
After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!
by The Phantom Penis December 07, 2010
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phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.
Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 27, 2020
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phantom head

A disturbing sensory experience that strikes immediately following sudden decapitation whereas you believe that you still have your head.
The experience of phantom head is very brief because without your head, it’s a little difficult to even have an experience!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 04, 2019
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