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Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil

The greatest pencil to grace god's green Earth. No scantron or graph paper stands a chance if you use one of these bad boys.

A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?

Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.

Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
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10 Billion Percent

used to express when someone has faith completely in something, someone, etc. Originates from Dr. Stone
"Do you think he cheated on the test?"
"Oh 10 billion percent!"
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lead in pencil

it is said of people of little strength, character or resolve. also said about men who can't get an erection during sex.
I slept with Roger last night. He couldn't get it up. he's got no lead in pencil (or no lead in his pencil).
by Yoova September 17, 2006
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pencilled in

Tentatively scheduled or tentatively planned. Sometimes used to give the appearance of wanting to meet when no such desire exists.
Ok John, I've got you pencilled in for two o'clock on Thursday unless something comes up.
by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007
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perc

He just popped a perc
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percation

Some would like to win the big lottery so they could be all rich and powerful – while others, such as I, would just wanna take the dough and go on percation.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 11, 2012
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perc

Slang for the perscription drugs Percocet or Percodan, which is an opiate or painkiller, commonly used recreationally for its euphoric effect.
Ironically, Percocet is an opiate, which is a nervous system depressant, and the slang term perc cannot be verbally distinguished from perk, which means to make more alert or active.
I just popped a couple percs my doctor gave me for my back pain.

His dealer said percs were going for $1.50 a pill.
by A Clockwork Orange October 25, 2006
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