At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009

some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante

a cuckold who got cheated on by a woman who had a baby with a gay senator and who cheated on the aforementioned cuckold with a beet farm owner

"i will not be blackmailed by some ineffectual, privileged, effete, soft-penised debutante"

by crovelium January 1, 2022

guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes

Exactly what it says

Some douchebag: are you and that other guy gay?
Me: No, we're just guys who stick their penises in other guy's butt holes, huge difference
Some douchebag: I see no difference
Me: It's cuz we say NO HOMO so that makes it straight. Then we go back to fucking girls right in the pussy

by jacob256 November 5, 2014

penisal

when two dicks use loob to have sex by clinking tips together for pleasure. -information founded by devon williams

those dudes definitely do penisal.

by Pay payy April 4, 2019

Penise

an insult used to describe someone as a shitball or an penis.

Corey: wanna have secks?
Joshua: you Penise!

by xX 44100 Xx October 15, 2021

hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads

badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...

by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012

Penised

Drunk

He was absolutely penised

by Missulook February 4, 2022