penis

the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team

sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!

by bob fakename jr. IX September 27, 2005

penis

A)The envy of all men!
B)The only reason women keep us around.
C)The reason we wake up with black eyes, and are sitting in county jail.
D)The reason I never got my homework done.

A)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should go buy a Ferrari."
B)"Damn your penis is large...(I've never really heard this, so I dont know what comes next)."
C)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should get too drunk and fight."
D)"Damn my penis is large, maybe I should not do my homework because my penis will definitely get me a good job when I'm older...right?"

by TheSheriff June 18, 2004

Penis

a long or short stick of meat on a human male

may i see your penis

by ur_homie November 09, 2021

Penis

A token of currency minted in between the legs of every male.

P1: Yo bro can I get some dick? P2: Yeah my penis is packing

by tidepodsupyaass April 08, 2021

Penis

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by BoredTags January 22, 2019

penis

If you're a man- it's that thing between your legs. If you're a woman, it's that thing that should be between your legs.

1. Wanger
2. Love Length
3. Schlong
4. Boomhound
5. Vainy Love Tree
etc

Shake another hot white coconut from the vainy love tree
stop hitting me with your wanger
is that a boomhound or a bus?

by Juicy ripe melons April 07, 2005

Penis

A portion of a phrase a Mexican uses to let someone know that ink is running out of his pen.

"Oh sheet holmes...my Penis leaking"

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003