by NotGrowtopian September 28, 2021
Get the Penguinz0 mug.Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
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by XxZoexX August 5, 2020
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Get the peng mug.A true Pittsburgh fiesta! This party is celebrated annually, and the date depends on how deep the Penguins go in the NHL playoffs. The festivities culminate with #1 Penguin super-fan and NBCSN top douchebag NHL "analyst" Regis "Pierre" McGuire (commonly known as PierreMcGuire @PierreMcGuireNBC)on his knees acting as the king of all cum-dumpsters, taking load after load from Penguin fans and players. NHL golden boy Sidney Crosby is last to spooge, and then piss on Regis, because that's how Regis likes it.
by sciflyer.25 May 30, 2017
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