Johnny parsons

an absolute THOT AND A FUCKING STRIPPER WHO TAKES PLEASURE IN KNOWING YOU ARE DISGUSTED WITH HIS ACTIONS. a def bottom

damn you are acting like a johnny parsons right now thot

by fuckjohnnyparsons May 7, 2019

The Parselmouths

The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They write and perform songs from the point of view of Slytherin girls who attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.

Bellatrix: I sure do love that Wizard Rock. Especially 'The Parselmouths'. I too am a Voldemort Fangirl.

by Bellatrix and the Strange February 8, 2008

Peaksies

The ultimate game of chance. In this game two bro's filter into a closet, turn the light on and shut the door. Next, both bro's pull their respective penis's out of their pants. At this point the bro's stand facing each other with their hands on each others shoulders. Now, while staring deep into each others eyes the object becomes to force yourself to ejaculate without touching your unit. Only the finest warriors will achieve the desired result. If not, then they chose poorly...

Dude, so last night Jimmy and I decided to play peaksies. Either he or I won, depending on who you claim to be the true winner.

Are you bro's heading over for tonight's Peaksies Championships?

by Peaksies November 22, 2010

Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)

Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.

by grage December 29, 2017

Parso

The day after tomorrow

The wedding is not tomorrow but parso.
Parso, I'm going to the football match.
Are you available parso?

by Logorrhea March 10, 2017

Parscale

I submit that the unit of measurement for the disparity between EXPECTED turnout and ACTUAL turnout be called a "parscale."

Ex.: "The turnout disparity at Trump's Tulsa rally was 794,000 parscales."

by Tenacious ME June 21, 2020

parsun

A fucking bad ass who can do something like it was nothing and whoever is reading this is a queen take this 👑

Hey I’m Parsun fucker

by Koopicaca69 December 8, 2020