Tea-pained

Where one lowers ones genitals into a victims mouth (see teabagging), followed by punching them in the stomach, thus resulting in pain for the victim, and extreme pain for the assailant.

'Yo mayne let's tea-pain this sleeping fool!'

'I heard t-pain tea-pained yo mom.'

Tea-pained by GBizz March 13, 2010

pwned in da faise 

An extremely high level of pwnage, also known as pwnership. When someone is pwned and you want to rub it in, so you say HAHAHA pwned in da faise!

n00b: WTF!? I died 10 times already!??!

Me: HAHAHAHA pwned in da faise!

pwned in da faise by Bob882 December 18, 2004

get pwned 

a phrase said to make people dead.

P1: Yoooo! P2 : lol get pwned

get pwned by TmasterYT March 1, 2017

pwnedwtfxd

pwnedwtfxd is also when i eat your pants and youre all "wtf where did my pants go" so youre like OMFG PANTSLESS WTF PLZ MMKAY?!

Somebody set up us the bomb.
We get signal.
Main screen turn on.
It you.
How are you gentlemen.
All your base are belong to us.
What you say !!
You have no chance to survive make your time.
Ha ha ha ha...

pwnedwtfxd by Seb April 16, 2005

Pwned

Pwned means to completely dominate the opposition, or impose a humiliating defeat on the enemy. This term is used mostly in online games.

Pwned originates from a game of Counter-Strike, around Christmas day in 2002, in which a player was eating while playing at a party, and faced off against the last remaining enemy by himself. After winning, he typed with one-hand the word "owned", which ended as a mistype, with the "p" replacing the letter "o" (P and O are next to each other on the QWERTY keyboard). Instead of correcting the mistake, other players started using it, which soon spread to popular games, like Starcraft I and Warcraft III.

*Player 1 shoots Player 2
Player 1: You just got pwned
Player 3: pwned?
Player 1: pwned as in pawned.
Player 4: PWNED!
Player 5: pwned
Player 1: pwnt!
*Player 8 joined the game
Player 9: pwned
Player 8: does pwned mean pistol owned?
Player 1: lol

Pwned by Sparkymon August 26, 2013

Pwned

1. The domination of a person, place or thing
2. An epic win over someone else
3. A crushing of someone else's talent or belief.

Joe: Hey little girl I bet I can beat you and one on one basketball.
Little Girl: Okay let's play....
The little girl beats Joe really badly.
Joe has just gotten pwned by the little girl.

Pwned by that's good October 20, 2009

pwned your ass 

an expression used to describe beating someone really badly at a wide rage of activities

I just pwned your ass at stratego

pwned your ass by boofmoof June 29, 2011