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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and suspect the unexpected but it's your fucking neighbour.
paranoid person: oh fuck no, it might a murder on the loose so you arm yourself *opens door*

neighbour: hey, i was wondering if you could turn the volume down
by david.strakos November 18, 2022
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Paranoid

Delusional about your own ability to judge a persons character based on ridiculously insufficient evidence and very little time spent investigating or collecting primary data to support your claims. Also a convenient tool to support propaganda aimed at
Aww man I am paranoid cos I don’t ask ppl to explain things I see and make outrageous judgement calls based upon.
by Come-a-gutsuh November 13, 2021
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Hym "Trying actively and publicly to make me feel paranoid about being watched is why you kids got murder just there and it's good that it happened and need to happened again to the right people. You'd think you'd get tired of the child murder but I guess he likes it and wants me to do it."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2025
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What I call genders who are addicted to suppositories.
Person 1: Are you addicted to suppositories?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 3: 《¤》Paranoid《¤》paraUnoid《¤》paranoiD《¤》
by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025
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Paranoid

Trevor Dobson is a paranoid neighborhood watch member
by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023
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Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.
Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?
by This is the man February 18, 2024
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