pantoffel

when someone says something so stupid or does something so stupid that the only thing to compare them to is a pantoffel, which is "flip-flop / thong / plakkie" in Afrikaans.

Liz : "chole could you flip off the light please"

chole : "I don't understand why that's necessary, but okay"

chole points middle finger at the light *

Liz : "don't be a pantoffel chole, turn the light off"

chole : "OHHHHHHHHHHHH"

by thejuiceiestj June 6, 2022

Pantonia

The Republic of Pantonia is a micronation Centered in portugal with territories in germany, spain, and southafrica. Our national languages are english, portugese, spanish, german and nadarin. Our population is 57 and we currently own 4 ha of land. Please come join us, we are very nice and maybe you will make some friends!

if you move to pantonia you will get multiple bitches, come to pantonia if ur lonley and looking for hot single dogs in ur area

Join our server! https :// discord . com / invite / jbdDhXtxgv

pantonia slay

by pantonia June 17, 2022

patutoy

Dick so good

Mark has a small patutoy

by patutoy so goood August 8, 2022

patutoy

Patutoy is penis.
Patutoy is another way of saying penis in the Philippines.

One day your patutoy will fly away!

by patutoy so goood August 8, 2022

Pantomime

A dream of particularly absurd situations in which one would only find themselves if they lived in a Darrin Aranofsky film or a Netflix room-com after school special.
One may experience a pantomime after a night of gorging on Welsh’s fruit snacks and inhaling Monster energy—especially while watching American Beauty or any PTA film.

A pantomime can be further described as a particularly gay dream. Made specifically for young closeted gay teens who have yet to understand why they think the way they think.

Guy1: I dreamt up this crazy pantomime last night

Guy 2: aw man how do you feel?

Guy 1: well done dunno. I feel like shit but I got this buzz

Guy 2: jeez man when’d you go to bed

Guy 1: yeah like 4 in the a.m.

Guy 2: holy shit!! No wonder

Guy 1: nah man I hit the monster hard. Plowed through a whole case of monster

Guy 2: fuck man. Those things are bad for the heart

Guy 1: hey whatever. Bad for the heart good for the soul. Anyway spent the night jerking off to Casey Affleck.

Guy 2: jeez man. I didn’t know you were a Pufta

Guy 1: fuck you man I told you I had this pantomime

Guy 2: no thanks man I’m not that way

Guy 1: no way man. Just a little lick

Guy 2: alright cum’ere you

Guy 1: holy shit! I just jizzed my pants. Was that a pantomime or a Van Sant-PTA collab?

by GrDen October 18, 2022

Pantophilia

Sexual arousal from costumes meant for two or more people, like a pantomime horse or pantomime cow.

“I am a pantophiliac who wants to be the back half of your horse costume so I can eat your delicious ass?”
“Hey did you check your Grindr? There’s a group of five pantophiliacs on Grindr and they want to do something called “Joey the Camel”?

by SirDickInMe69 July 11, 2024

Pantoofle

English version of the Dutch "pantoffel"

Look morty! I'm a pantoofle!

by Pseudoniem1001 December 16, 2023