shit pang

That feeling you get in the nether regions when you feel the need to take a crap. Could be a clenching of the sphincter, or a gurgling of the bowels.

If you don't get to a restroom when you feel the shit pang coming on, you'll be backed up for the rest of the day. Alternatively, "I just felt a shit pang, gotta go drop the kids off at the pool.

by notsidneypoitier October 7, 2009

Ping the Pang

To get high off marijuana, usually through smoking, but can be done through ingestion of baked goods, etc.

Me: Yo Jordan! Wanna go ping the pang?

Jordan: Nah man. I'm gonna eat some oatmeal.

by Lestor the Molestor December 22, 2010

Love pang

The feeling you get inside of you when you miss someone like crazy and you want to be with them at that moment.

Guy - "I miss my baby soo much and I'm going to go crazy if I don't see her soon."
Friend - "Yo guy, that's just a love pang."

by Cupcake231 January 11, 2008

ping pang gang

a discord server full of clinically insane gay people

dumbass a: I am fucking terrified of those insane homosexuals

dumbass b: yeah ive heard their cult is called ppg.. it stands for peepee gorilla

dumbass a: you dumbfuck it stands for ping pang gang

by felixfrenzy January 19, 2022

Mr pang

The one teacher who is both a chad and the most skilled at Rock Paper Scissors

Person 1: have you heard of how much of a mr pang Ethan is
Person 2: yea he is so chad and very sexy

by Disciple of simonism June 27, 2022

gangbang pang

A nickname usually given to perverts who want to have sex with anything they see. This includes inanimate objects, animals, plants. Gangbang pangs normally become overly aggressive with objects (similar to a gangbang).

KW: Hey did you see Michael Pang the other day?
JT: No, what happened?
JE: I saw him! He was humping a pole until it fell off!
JC: Wow! What a gangbang pang!

JE: The other day that weirdo started humping a cat from behind.
KW: Must have been a gangbang pang.

by the boy with white glasses August 28, 2008

picky pang

Has endless meanings. Can be used to describe any and every thing. Can be very derogatory or positive depending on the context it is used in. If you use it enough in a conversation, people will wonder if you are retarded.

Yo man, picky pang it up!

I picky panged your grandma last night.

Picky pang on a purple g strang, let my nuts hang all the way to the grain main.

I picky panged a whole 18 pack of natural light last night and now I feel like shit.

Hey. How are you today? Picky pang.

by pangman88 October 17, 2011