Pardoning Mr Pickles

A gentle, prolongued masturbation session

DO NOT come in, I'm pardoning Mr Pickles

by Tubby Hollandaise July 2, 2025

Panding

To shove a vegetable or fruit/hard substance that is edible up your ass and let another person eat it from tip to tail like a panda eating everything, this is a niche/ kinky bedroom move only done by the risky and the fearless

"Yo I know this is a bit extreme, but I'm kinda hungry. Would you be down to panding?"

"eww, you creep, get away from me."

by ToasterTart September 6, 2025

Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hands to clean the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene products.

Man look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering it.

by Blitzkho November 7, 2025

Pendering

(When deficating) The act of using one’s own hand to cleanse the buttocks instead of traditional hygiene materials.

Man, look at Tom’s hands! He’s definitely been pendering.

by Blitzkho November 7, 2025

pigpen pondering

when you think negatively a lot which increase stress hormones that can weaken your immune system.

The pigpen pondering made millions of Americans go to the hospital for preventable illnesses.

by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020