preemptive rebound

Cheating on your significant other knowing that the relationship is ending soon anyways. Often used as a loophole to rationalize how it is not in fact cheating

"Dude did you cheat on Brittany?"
"No man, I'm going to break up with her soon anyways, it was just a preemptive rebound"

by SwaggerK June 8, 2014

Peemptive Strike

When you walk into the bathroom, drop the hatch, and whip it out before you get to the toilet, because you gotta pee so bad.

Person 1 - "I was in a huge hurry, so I had to hit that urinal with a peemptive strike"
Person 2 - "Sheeeeeeiit!"

by proooj March 23, 2016

peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"

Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

by Aureospit June 22, 2019

preemptive rape

ya gotta fuck the fuckers before the fuckers before the fuckers fuck you.

Jimbo was going to rape Sally, but Sally preemptively raped him first.

Preemptive rape.

by BugginMcFuk February 21, 2021

Pavement Ryan

Pavement Ryan is a very handsome and adorable person from TakeAway SMP, He's amazing

Person 1: Have you heard of Pavement Ryan
Person 2: Yes he is amazing

by Mullenly August 22, 2021

Palemont

A person who is pasthun,nordic,slavic

"are you a palemont?"
" Palemont power baby!"

by Palemont February 23, 2022

Preemptive Counter-Stalking

The act of stalking a potential stalker, in order to learn everything about them, and using this information to make yourself undesirable to them, thus evading the stalker.

I think this girl that just added me on facebook is going to stalk me. I'm going to stalk her profile, so I can lie about anything we might have in common

Yeah, Preemptive counter-stalking is the way to go.

by jimmeh777 April 19, 2011