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fudge packer

One who possesses an instrument of penetration -- either organic or synthetic / metallic -- and proceeds to enter an anal orifice (N.B.: typically male to male, but male to female occassionally takes place; and, female to male / female possible with strap-on dildo or other device of sodomization) for purposes of self or mutual pleasure which, in effect, compresses or pushes in any fecal matter (i.e. "having your shit pushed in").

Conventional edible fudge can resemble feces and "packing" said fudge would require a confined space and a tool of insertion with which to vigorously and quickly reduce volume of liquid / semi-liquid such that the fudge is compressed into a container. As well, pressure may be equilibriated by means of retro-active movement into spaces beyond.
Well, yee-haw, young whipper-snapper that is about the finest job of fudge packing that I ever did see!

When gangstas be chillin', dey be thinkin' about the fudge packing that they surely perpetrated while incarcerated.

To gay boy: 'Hey Fudge Packer !!'
To homophobic redneck: 'You get hard when yous be watchin' Deliverance!'
by Clay Bertrand April 10, 2005
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Fudge packer

1. Tom Cruise
2. Some one who enjoys fly fishing.
Stan: Hey guys, check it out, Tom Cruise is a fudge packer.
Tom Cruise: What did you call me?!
Cartman: Hey, that is Tom Cruise.

Butters: How come you're packing fudge, Mr. Cruise?
Tom Cruise: I'm not a fudge packer!
Kyle: Dude, you don't have to be ashamed or anything.
Tom Cruise: But I'm not a fudge packer!
Stan: Then why are you packing fudge?
Tom Cruise: I'm not. I'm a very busy actor! I'm just here trying to get away for a weekend to do some fly fishing!
Stan: Dude, you are in a fudge factory packing fudge.
Tom Cruise: Oh that does it! I will sue you!
Stan: For what?!
Tom Cruise: You can't just call somebody a fudge packer and get away with it!
Mr. Garrison: Hey, is that fudge packer Tom Cruise?
Tom Cruise: That's it! I'm suing this entire intolerant town!
by tom "bathroom" cruiser June 26, 2010
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fudge packer

a gay male who enjoys packing his dick into another gay male's ass. fudge packing
by kramsey April 9, 2005
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poo packer

a homosexual who packs cock meat in his rectum.
my bother in law is a faggot ass poo packer
by breakfastclub October 28, 2008
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Baldy Fudge Packer

Someone who is bald and packs fudge.. meaning they take it up the back door. Aka the back passage. The rear end. Anal.

I'll smash baldy fudge packer's doors in!
That's one nice Baldy Fudge Packer.
I'm the only Baldy Fudge Packer in the village.
You might say he swings towards the Baldy Fudge Packer side.
by Jonny Boy Elton May 3, 2011
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Todd Packer Situation

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.
Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.
by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019
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Fudge-packer

Tom Cruise is a fudge-packer. He works at Fred's Fudge & Candies while he takes vacations to get away and do some fly fishing.
by Youbutnotreally September 19, 2010
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