Postal

Usually a term to describe extreme frustration and a point of tension that approaches violence.

Man, that guy had me so pissed off, I was about ready to go postal on the whole office.

by jason February 4, 2004

Postage

Relaxing and enjoying life, in the moment.

Kicking the fuck back.

"Dude, look at that guy chilling in the hammock. That's some major postage"

by Replicat January 3, 2014

the postal service

A band made up of two men named, Benjamin Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello. They have a cd called "Give Up". They are quite fantastic.

The Postal Service rocks my damn world.

The Postal Service "Sleeping In" is a superb song Pete!

by Mary March 1, 2004

poseable

Something bendable, mostly toys. You can move their arms, legs, head, etc. When they're really poseable, you can bend their limbs in to any form or shape you want.

1. Look at that! When I bend Barbie's arm, it breaks off. She's not really that poseable after all.

by Maresa September 10, 2007

United States Postal Service

The quickest way to lose expensive packages.

I think I'll use the united states postal service.

by Leen2223 June 16, 2016

The Postal 2 Dude

The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot

The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.

Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!

The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.

The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!

The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!

The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...

The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.

The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...

The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!

The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.

Last lines

The Postal Dude : Doh!

The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.

The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!

The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?

The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!

The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.

The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!

The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!

My Friend: Nice But Im dying

Me: Buttsause

My Friend: Pog

Me: The Postal 2 Dude

by Obammma May 26, 2020

potwacot

Abrv.
'Poos on toast with a cherry on top'
This term was founded by the famous russion communist, Vadim Pavlov.

"Hey Jared, You want some of my Potwacot? The Poo came straight from my towels that the robbers left when they broke into my house."

"Uhh.. I'll pass dude."

by J-Dawg March 23, 2005