Patching

The act of opening a message/chat and ignoring it.

My boyfriend was patching my messages yesterday.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

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Pinching Off

>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.

Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.

by Ryzarh November 9, 2006

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Pitchin' in the mirror is when you are so depressed and lonely that the best part of your life is the wonderously pleasurable feeling that you sometimes get when pitchin’ a loaf, so much so that you put a mirror in front of the toilet so that you can witness the look of pleasure on your face and savor these glorious moments of fecal delivery while pretending that your reflection is another person, a compassionate friend.

Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.

by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019

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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009

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pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".

1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!

by Purno December 9, 2008

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