Pipe Laying Peter Packer

A raging male homosexual who would have sex with any man, voluntary or involuntary.

Anita: why is Joe chasing these guys in the park.
Ade: ah, he is just a crazed Pipe Laying Peter Packer
Anita: dear me, I need to stay away from him
Ade: dont worry, Peter Packer only likes men

by BirkbeckPHDUM September 26, 2018

Pipe Poop

Resin
Poor man's hash
The black tar like substance that you scrape from your pipe which can be smoked as a last resort when weed and/or weed money isn't around.
May give some people headaches.

If you're out of weed and short on cash, or if everyone's dry and weed isn't to be found and you need to take the edge off, pipe poop will do the trick.

by A WHITE GUY February 1, 2015

Pipe Organ

A musical instrument of the keyboard family that is generally built into a large building such as a cathedral or large concert hall.
The sound is produced by pressing the keys which causes air to be blown through pipes of different lengths. The large pipes can make some of the best soul shakeing bass. The original sub-woofer

We went to mass and the pipe organ rocked...the entire church!

by sound_calc_man May 6, 2006

pipe down

basically telling someone to shut up.

"hey you over there, pipe down"

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

pipe lord

A male with an enormous penis. Usually referred to in a sexual way.

Jesse is such a pipe lord.
I agree, his penis is huge.

by trillasspipelord January 4, 2014

Pipe-sniping

When a man is looking at another mans penis while standing at a urinal

Dude the other day in the bathroom, some guy was totally pipe-sniping me

by Roger7gue3 April 30, 2008

Pipe and Slippers

A person who is old before their time. Often used to describe someone who marries young and is likely to be in bed before midnight on a Saturday.

Friend 1: 'Did you say that Ryan is coming out this weekend?'
Friend 2: 'No, mate. He's at home watching Gardners' World. He's gone proper Pipe and Slippers, nowadays.'

by Rickflare April 28, 2011