pi

British slang. Short for “pious.”

‘“Oh goodness no,” Guy would say—“Anthony’s holding out for canonization!” Anthony was rather pi.’

(Miranda Carter, Anthony Blunt: His Lives (quoting Jackie Hewit)

by Dictionary Johnson July 16, 2023

pi

a mathematical constant that is the ratio of a circles circumference to its diameter, approximately equal to 3.14159 ect.

Teacher- Can someone tell me what is pi?
Student- It's the amount of diameters in a circle to fill its circumference.

by xc4c September 12, 2023

Pi

A number that is 3.1415926535897932384626...
You can memorize the first 50 digits and then say you know hundreds because people get bored of listening to you say numbers.

You: I know 200 digits of pi
Friend: Show me
You: 3.141592653589793238-
Friend: Wow
You: That wasn't all of them
Friend: I don't care

by Ranger Russet January 15, 2024

Pi

In Valorant or any game KD of 3 kills 14 deaths

Pi = 3.14

This is looking like a pi potential

by Janlo February 19, 2024

pi

A number equal to the area of a unit circle, or any circle's circumfrence divided by its diameter

Pi is an irrational number.

by the132guy November 23, 2024

Pi

Some fuckass guy who wears rectangular glasses and his value is circumference divided by diameter. He's gay but somehow he gets all of the girls. He has IBS but who even gives a shit (no pun intended). Everyone wants to integrate the area under his curves and he sometimes wears a Hatsune Miku wig, which turns him into Irratsune Piku. He is so fucking cute that you would definitely wank to him and buy a Fumo of him (not sponsored by ZUN). He plays Touhou Project and his favorite character is Reisen, aka that fuckass bunny girl who uses wavelengths physics type shit. He knows Naomi.

"bro i just learnt about pi in trigonometry class"
"omg pi is in the fucking whiteboard and all of the girls formed a CIRCLE around it"

by 16k512e December 15, 2025

Pi Male

Don't let the name fool you, this man is an absolute fucking psychopath. Demon in the sheets, demon in the streets. Gives zero shits about the world and only lives for himself. He wakes up, takes a shit, fucks twenty women, gets out of bed, and finally creates chaos and upends the global hierarchy, all in that order. The purest example of a level beyond even the alpha, the gigachad, and any other man. Only few can exist at a time, as transcendental entities capable of sheer dominance.

"Man, Colt's such a goddamn alpha male, he's absolutely destroying pussy."
"Nah, he's a pi male, as soon as he's done here he's gonna cave the prime minister's skull in."

by KTelos May 31, 2021