Phillip

A man with an uncircumcised penis and is constantly regarded as the gayest person in his friend group. He is the center point of embarrassment and Michael is a way better brother. Uses the nigga card too many times and is best friends with Nerio.

You are a fucking Phillip

Phillip by Matthew is Racist February 19, 2020

Phillip

A D.T supporter who is apart of the Nazi's and KKK

Phillip : Hai Hitler
Me: WTF

Phillip: White power

Phillip by JMUrbanD April 6, 2017

Phillip

A Phillip is a time unit which is equivalent to 122,5 hours.
A Phillip is the time it takes for a Phillip to get a timefish.

person: "I was fishing for a whole phillip!"
person2: "Woah, thats a long time!"

Phillip by Warudo July 23, 2018

Phillip

Phillip is the a time unit that is equivalent to 122,5 hours, it is also the time it takes for someone to get a timefish.

Me: "Woah dude, i have been waiting in line for almost a phillip!"
Someone: "Woah, u could fish a timefish in that time!"

Phillip by Warudo July 23, 2018

Phillip

A grown man with a baby dick who is always late for everything and while eating at restaurants orders multiple drinks and makes multiple alterations to listed menu items making the wait staffs job incredibly difficult. He will also drink wine from time to time with old men in underpants.
***Pseudonyms May include Uncle Bacon, Uncle poppy butt, Uncle Dingus, Bilfreth, Phillipina Wetzel, Uncle Beardy, Capt. Asshat, Anal douche.

Man, last night my mom pulled a Phillip. She ordered a water, a coffee, a chocolate milk, a cranberry juice, and a root beer/dr pepper mix.

Phillip by Biggus Dickus 724 May 19, 2019

Phillip

A small joint, usually packed with the last remnants of your bud, slender and ready to spark up

“Hey can you roll a phillip?”

Phillip by toeeater62 July 14, 2019

Phillip

A man who makes mistakes. Forgives everyone. Loves unconditionally. Stuck between a rock and a hard place at the moment. Understanding. Always has his guard up. Trust a hand full of people. Observant. Deep pain is what keeps him going. Was a lier;Cheater. Spiritual. Has faith in everyone. Thankful for the little things in life. Addicted to drugs at the moment, working on over coming the addiction. Quiet around people he doesn't know. Had a soul mate who turned out to just use him for a fuck. Constantly growing. Non confrontational. Has a past both criminal and foolish. Proving his loyalty to his little big brother. Always get back up after getting knocked down, sometimes takes more then one time to learn from his mistakes. Loves to hunt hogs. Just learned how to smoke a brisket. Has no kids nor wife. Not interested in one night stands. Has trust issues but working on fixing them little at a time. Knows random facts that are pointless. Sometimes weird. Has a higher sense of humor not many can understand. Cooks. Cleans. Give you his last dollar or last meal. Doesn't expect anything in return expect loyalty and honesty;no matter how ugly the truth is. Solid morals and values. Leaves no brother behind.

1st person-Dam phillip always seems to fuck up.
2nd person- right you are ken;but his story isn't over.

Phillip by Alwaystruth July 7, 2020