Pennsylvania 

Where Donald J. Trump got shot in his right ear

Man 1: Dude, did you hear that Donald Trump got shot in his ear at the Pennsylvania rally , he can still get up!

Man 2: He’s sure a tough president !

Pennsylvania by Zzwannabewhite August 10, 2024

pennsylvania 

pennsylvania is the 2nd state in the union, admitted on december 12, 1787. 5th most populous state (formerly illinois) with around 13 million people. known for being the birthplace of hershey's, the liberty bell, amish people, philly cheesesteaks and being cold and snowy (that's michigan's job).

when pennsylvania beats illinois in population rank and takes 5th place from it

pennsylvania by connecticut 765 June 10, 2025

Pennsylvania Padiddle 

A pearl necklace gone wrong. The ejaculate hits the girl in the eye leaving only one eye operative.

When I was titty-fuckin' the slut, I shot so hard I hit her in the eye and left her with a Pennsylvania Padiddle.

Pennsylvania Padiddle by Paco Taco de Morocco March 19, 2009

Pennsylvania Pacecar 

A tracter or large farm vehicle taking up the whole lane leaving no room to pass, commonly seen in Pennsylvania. This is most unappreciated when one is alredy running late to go somewhere.

I would've had time to stop for coffee before work this morning, but got stuck behind a damn Pennsylvania pacecar.

Pennsylvania Pacecar by kristen apple December 5, 2009

Pennsylvania Pegger 

A sex act that involves one individual wearing a strap-on backwards and inserting it into the partner's anal cavity, therefore bumping asses, while both partners masturbate.

Dude I walked in on Aaron and Gage pulling a Pennsylvania Pegger, it was pretty okay.

Pennsylvania Pegger by Tyler Durden/ Garrett September 28, 2019

Pennsylvania Amish 

The act of sticking your penis in human feces drizzled with cow jizz and shit then fucking a girl on horseback as tourists take photos.

Guy 1: Bro I love when I give my girl the Pennsylvania Amish!

Guy 2: Bro that shit is fucking wild. All those people watching too?!

Guy 1: Yep!

Pennsylvania Amish by HughJass1986 July 14, 2023

Pennsylvania punisher 

A beer bong taken in the rectum.

It started with the Pennsylvania punisher. It ended...badly.

Pennsylvania punisher by Angel Rodriquez November 16, 2007