pilf

president id like to fuck.

Guy one: Damn, you know who's a pilf?
Guy Two: Who?
Guy one: Yulia Tymoshenko
Guy Two: Damn, your right. I would tap that.

by breebot January 28, 2009

PTILF

Pronounced puh-til-fh, PTILF is an abbreviation for Pokemon Trainer I'd Like to F*ck.

Handy in many situations where you may find random Pokemon Trainers.

Hey bro, that Misty trainer is a PTILF!

Bro: Damn, I'd battle that.

by brezzo May 8, 2011

Pilf

A gender neutral alternative to dilf or milf, the p standing for parent.

John: God, they’re such a hot middle aged pilf.

by sydisswag December 19, 2020

PILF

Play-station I Would Like to Fuck

That Ps2 is a major PILF!!

by S-Bert August 23, 2006

PILF

Politician I'd Like to Fuck

McCain's running mate Sarah Palin, you PILF, didn't I see you take home the runner up prize in the 1984 Miss Alaska pageant?

by Chuggernaut October 18, 2008

pilferguist

A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.

A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.

by two ass's June 14, 2011

PILF

Priest I’d like to fuck

“Boy, loving a priest is like nailing jello to a tree, but isn’t he a PILF!”

by frmulcahy July 6, 2019