pasty white ass

A pale butt.

"Look at his pasty white ass! It's blinding!"

by Christian Brooks, the sexist June 8, 2014

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis

Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!

by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

Pasty Rage

The deep anger experienced after purchasing and consuming a disappointing pasty. Especially in Wales.

What is this mushy brown stuff in the middle of my flaky pastry square thats being passed off as a 'cornish pasty'. Trying to find a decent pasty in wales gives me pasty rage!!

by pastylover March 16, 2015

pasty mashing

The lesbian act of mashing two "pasties" (pussies) together.

"You up for some pasty mashing?"
"Yeah sure, I'm always up for some pasty mashing"

by fukinfrogslegs June 10, 2017

pasty range

A group of pasty people

Jeff said the girl belongs to the pasty range

by Rangafam September 16, 2017

pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.

Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint

by Fredsix October 25, 2017

Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.

1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"

by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019