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PND Syndrome

This is also known as, "Person Nearest the Door Syndrome." This rarely fatal but often times annoying syndrome occurs when your desk is nearest to the main door to your office. This awkward location paired with visitors coming in and looking to you as the office Receptionist can surmount and lead to some frustrating symptoms.

Symptoms of PND Syndrome include but are not limited to: daily irritability, mild to severe headaches, loss in productivity, interrupted lunch breaks, fake smiling, loss of enthusiasm, distaste for visitors, and difficulty focusing.
"Did you hear about Janet in accounting? She assaulted a UPS guy with a stapler this morning."
"Yeah, I've heard she's been having some real bad PND Syndrome."
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you good bro? nah i got pnd 😣
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Post Nut Depression, when your already sad, depressed or in your feels and post but clarity makes it much worse.
Damn jimmy is supper sad do you know why ?

Ya he has PND
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PARTYNEXTDOOR: a canadian RnB Singer, song-writer from Mississauga, the first Artist signed to Drake’s record Label OVO back in 2013
PND got a hell of a vibe !
I always play PND at night, he’s my favorite singer
Shout the ones from the west who know wus good with PND
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