opportuneity

A chance to either make (i.e., hum, play an instrument, etc.) or listen to a melody.

Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.

by QuacksO May 26, 2023

Opportunity

America’s way of saying minimun wage

America: Here is your opportunity job!
Me: I can’t wait to get my first jo-
America: Of 1 dollar a week
*Sigh*

by Some guy browsing in urban dic March 5, 2023

I didn't have the opportunity

A classy way of saying, 'fuck you'

Friend: Did you or your friends get the vaccine?
Person: No, I didn't have the opportunity

by Chrisandra February 11, 2023

Newly Opportunitied

Newly opportunitied is a word to describe the stage that two people are in during their early talking stage, with marriage intentions. It’s not “newly talking” quite yet, but there’s an opportunity… newly opportunitied. A perfect term to describe the status of potentials, without the pressuring terminology, assuring them there’s still time to run away if you’d like.

Person #1: “Oh they’re together!”

Person #2: “No bro, they just met a few weeks ago. They’re Newly Opportunitied.”

Person #1: “Rightttt, my bad.”

by Samarrai with swag January 13, 2024

Opportunity Wall

A wall of NFT listings keeping numba from going up. Not always gud for floor brice, but lets degen enthusiasts fill their bags at a known brice for a period of time before the wall crumbles and the moon mission ensues.

Damn, big opportunity wall for ABC and SMB rn, but the community and I still have strong conviction about the project long-term. Hope my frens help us take down this wall so we can keep pammmpin our bags.

by JPEG Enjoyoooor November 30, 2023

missed opportunity

the annoying pair of words uttered when YT commenters think they can write a clever joke or funnier punchline, bordering on giving critique or "advice" when not asked for. this is seemingly all they took away from the video they watched, and they appear to be otherwise ungrateful to the creator's hard work and talent that is met by a snide comment in return.

YT Video: "My pigs escaped from my farm, and I don't know how but I'm real worried about them."
Commenter: "Missed opportunity to say 'who let the hogs out'"

by aaw1 April 15, 2022

every opportunity masterbater

Somebody who takes advantage of every opportunity to masterbate

I am a every opportunity masterbater

by Keokuk Queen January 7, 2021