Opposite Day

Rooted in playground tradition. A fictional holiday, in which everything you do or say means exactly the opposite. Often used at the end of a sentence to negate what you just said.

"You look nice.... on Opposite Day!"

by Dr. Michael yates January 17, 2005

oppodouche

One of your friends who, when around the opposite sex, completely changes. This leads to them telling you to stop being so disrespectful and to be more sensitive just to look better themselves. Usually male. Pronouned oppo as in opposite.

Day 1, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 1, Them: hahahaha girl needs her own area code SON

Day 2 with opposite sex, You: hahahaha look how fat that girl is
Day 2 with opposite sex, Them: That is very insensitive of you and I'm sure she has a very hard time trying to lose it also. You should learn to be more respecful to girls.
You: (thinking to yourself) He's a fucking oppodouche

by TLC1234 September 24, 2005

little opportunities

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.

Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.

by TsuDho November 30, 2009

opposable thumbs

what people say if they want to sound smart. It means the ability to control the thumbs independent of the rest of the fingers facilitating grasping things with one hand easily.

smart guy: humans are the only mammal with opposable thumbs
dumb guy: what?
smart guy: *walks away leaving dumb guy feeling dumb*

by dudedr August 27, 2015

Opposeaphobic

Irrational fear of, or discrimination against those with opposing or different beliefs/opinions.

"Then he falsely accused me of being an Islamaphobe, then I accurately reminded him that he was being very Opposeaphobic towards me, and that he shouldn't hate or discriminate against me for simply having beliefs and opinions that are in opposition towards his."

by RLS97 July 18, 2022

sex opponent

A person which you are currently having sexual relations with, sometimes without an emotional bond.

"I think I need a new sex opponent, I'm getting bored of our battles"

by Cartden January 20, 2013

From Amazing Grace to A Floating Opportunity

An old Southern term an African-American mother uses to describe an long and sometimes well deserved, ass-whooping in order to warn her child, or others who cross her. This African-American saying, used as a motherly warning, first popped up in the 1930 play Mule Bone by Langston Hughes and Zora Neale Hurston.

“You’d better behave, or I’ll knock you from amazing grace to a floating opportunity!”

by ajcub225 June 7, 2019