molly oneil

1. a person who sleeps around slut
2. a person who seeks social acceptance through jokes
3. someone who is smart, pretty, but non-athletic

that girl got a perfect score on the SAT's and she's so pretty but she doesnt play any sports.. what a molly oneil.

A: did you hear emily makeing those dumb jokes this morning? i was going to HURL
B: i know she was being such a molly oneil

by Colleen Yergacheffe May 16, 2006

jeff oneill

The act of snorting 2 8balls of coke out of the butthole of another man while stroking your cock at the same time

Dude my retard friend just performed a Jeff Oneill on Theresa

by Jeffeyrydell May 4, 2019

onedirectionsexual

When you are attracted to ONE DIRECTION

E: I’m onedirectionsexul they are all amazing

E: Louis is harrysexual, I am onedirectionsexual

by Kevinisfabules January 13, 2021

Oneida

Oneida is a small city in New York. Every walk of life lives here. Many people on the north side are burnouts, prostitutes, and scumbags. Almost all the guys say ridiculous things, and they all think they are tough. Almost everyone has smoked weed and cheating is very common. Yet they all claim they aren't the scum of the area. The normal and classier people llive on the south and west side of Oneida. Everything is within walking distance. There are very few things to do in Oneida; Movies, shop at Walmart, and eat at the fast food restaurants.

A) "Yo Chur mudder"
B) "You must be from Oneida"

by Thatreason October 20, 2012

onerism

Wanking. Masturbation.

Tossers! Shouldn't they be practising onerism in the privacy of their own rooms?

by brittner September 18, 2003

Flat Oner

A term used when people choose to go to bed early and don't go out on nights out with the rest of the house, commonly misunderstood as an insult this is a term which has no maliciousness behind it.

Examples of a flat oner would include the girls in flat one, Rebecca, Jo, Gabriella, Charlotte and Kirsteen

by house 37 January 19, 2011

Oneida

1. Brand of silverware.
2. Small town in Tn where the only thing to do is go to Walmart.

A) Have you ever been to Oneida?
B) There is nothing there!

by stupidpanda August 18, 2008