An offer or invitation made to someone out of respect or politeness, with the expectation that person will decline said offer or invitation.
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
For example: I invited my coworkers to my party Saturday night just to be nice thinking they would say no, but they said yes and now I have to see my coworkers this weekend. Fml
i gave her a cookie offer to come to a party with me but she actually said yes, so now i have to go with her.
by 8I December 16, 2022
Get the cookie offermug. by stanONF September 30, 2020
Get the offermug. by Arcader March 17, 2021
Get the Offerencemug. When a young, impressionable Asian man, originating from New Zealand has an increased demand in shower sex, owing to an overall boost in consumption capability.
Guy 1: So ever since that guy took microeconomics, he's been having more sex. Especially in the shower.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?
Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.
Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.
Guy 2: Oh yeah? Is there more available? Did sex taxes go down?
Guy 1: Nope, greater demand.
Guy 2: Ah! So he's a shower offer.
by Waterloo ex-pat October 20, 2011
Get the Shower Offermug. I wasn't offered anything. The YouTube freaks offered me a job kind of but that SEEMS TO BE only to get away with not paying for services rendered. If you offered or paid anyone, it was not me. Depending on who you offered or paid, they may know who I am. YOU likely know they are not me.
Hym "If you offered anyone anything, expecting to offer it or pay me, bring them before me and get them on camera ON YouTube (in either order) because they are not me. It's not an ethos. These people are not the same and if they are, it is because you are doing the same thing to them that you are doing to me. There is no one who should be speaking for me. Anyone who would try to knows that they shouldn't be doing it and are doing it anyway explicitly because they think they are better than someone they are not better than. And, as I've said before, it is going to affect you before it affects me until what is happening to me stops affecting me."
by Hym Iam September 25, 2025
Get the Offeredmug. A person who makes plans with multiple different people or groups, but ends up with the one with the most advantageous predicted outcome.
Sam: What are you doing tonight?
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
Pat: Going out with Alex, Dave, and Matt. Wanna join us?
Sam: Definitely, but Dave told me he was going to the sold-out concert. Maddy gave him her extra ticket.
Pat: That makes sense. Dave has always been in the Better Offer Club
Sam: Agreed. He’s the CEO of the BOC
by New Edina Bailey February 25, 2022
Get the Better Offer Clubmug. 