Duder 1: "Dude our anniversary is coming up next week. It's the 14th. What should I get her?"
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
Duder 2: "14th? You serious? That's the same anniversary as your last girlfriend. You're an anniversary offender doggy."
Duder 1: "Dude don't say anything to her! She would kill me. She hates my ex-girlfriend."
by westfalia December 18, 2009
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Noun:
The name given to those who are so easily offended by thoughts, opinions, speech, etc that don't align with their collective narrative. They are prone to contradict themselves in defense of the word "tolerance"; when outed on said contradictions, they resort to name calling and labeling.
Offendables usually suffer from the pyschiatric syndrome known as folie à plusieurs (see also "Mass Hysteria"), which stems from purposeful social isolation from critical thinking and open discussion.
The name given to those who are so easily offended by thoughts, opinions, speech, etc that don't align with their collective narrative. They are prone to contradict themselves in defense of the word "tolerance"; when outed on said contradictions, they resort to name calling and labeling.
Offendables usually suffer from the pyschiatric syndrome known as folie à plusieurs (see also "Mass Hysteria"), which stems from purposeful social isolation from critical thinking and open discussion.
"I just got called a 'Deplorable' again for bringing facts into a conversation."
"Ahh, you've been talking to the Offendables again, haven't you?"
"Ahh, you've been talking to the Offendables again, haven't you?"
by Prometheus Partystarter February 26, 2017
Get the Offendables mug.This list was developed identical to the Sex Offenders List in order to give the public an opportunity to know which men (I mean boys) have satisfied the criteria of a Boyfriend Offender.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
Cheat (sex or otherwise including emotional cheating)
Neglect
Abuse (physical and / or emotional)
Use (monetary or otherwise)
Drugs (including marijuana, opium, or any other plant)
Alcohol (excessive - everyday)
Feminine (characteristics of a girl - scared, pussy, etc.)
Small (if you know what I mean)
It only takes one of the criteria to make the Boyfriend Offenders List. Although; and depending on how many girls he has offended, he's liable to make the list several times when said actions are repeated to different girls. As a result, we can detect when a trend is happening and lower the potential of future relationship "Surprise! I'm an asshole." situations. Ultimately, exposing and weeding out bad boyfriends for the purpose of giving the good guys a fair shot.
by purplebubblegum:) October 20, 2010
Get the Boyfriend Offenders List mug.A situation where one cannot, will not, or is not accepting any new words into a given language or vocabulary. Usually this is due to a great misunderstanding, or ignorance of, the meaning of a given word.
Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.
See also: Mom, Teacher
Often this person is in a position to send someone to the principal's office, or ISS (in school suspension). 99.99% of these people do not look on urban dictionary and can find words such as "pwn" "fugly" or "nigga" to be offensive.
See also: Mom, Teacher
guy 1:"OMG I Pwned that Nub!"
teacher:"What did you say?"
Guy 1:*repeats himself*
Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"
Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"
teacher:"What did you say?"
Guy 1:*repeats himself*
Teacher:"That is ____. Go to the principal's office!"
Guy 1:"OMG im offended by words whut shall i do?"
by FukUall August 5, 2009
Get the omg im offended by words whut shall i do? mug.Someone who choses to be offended on behalf of someone else or a group. By assuming that they (the person or group) will be offended and responding in a virtues manner. By either silencing the other by calling them disrespectful or by blatantly denying factual information.
This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.
Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.
This is part of a tactic called Virtue Signalling often used by Libtards.
Usually in response to a statement or joke about the other person or group. In most cases the offended person is not related to the group he is offended for.
1: *tells a joke about women's rights*
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?
2: OMG, how can you say that! You must be a sexist pig!
1: Are you offended by proxy?
by Knaapman February 26, 2019
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The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.
Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."
The perceived perpetual state of everyone else except straight, white, Christian males, as projected by all white liberals.
Everything offends white liberals. They are offended by calling a bum a bum, a fag a fag, a bull dyke a bull dyke, a garbage dump a garbage dump, a blind guy a blind guy, and a spade a spade. White liberals learn to be offended by everything in public schools. The teachers there say, "Oh, we must never call a blind guy a blind guy. We must say visually challenged."
The white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I said I was going to a meeting of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. "Oh, you must never say 'colored people,' she said in a huff. You must say "persons of color.' The correct name of that organization is the National Association for the Advancement of Persons of Color. The NAAPC.'"
Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.
Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.
Then the white liberal soccer mom was highly offended when I told her that the next time she rides a horse, she will only need half a saddle.
Never call a landfill a garbage dump, say the white liberals. That will offend the refuse collectors.
by Delicious Tuna Wanda November 14, 2007
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