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Olivia’s Octopus

The most unattractive thing you will ever see. This octopus is disgusting and so ugly.
Girl- ew what is that
Me- oh it’s just Olivia’s octopus
Girl- it’s so unattractive
by LexyTheT-Rexy April 14, 2019
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Horni nibba octopus

When the fluids won’t stop squirting octopus
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Juan is a horni nibba octopus, he won’t stop peeeing
by Icaca April 11, 2021
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Octopusnity

Last night David lost his Octopusnity
by Lilly Asaurus January 20, 2009
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Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.
"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."
by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013
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Octopussying

n./ A more complex form of scissoring.
v./ When two women begin the classical form of scissoring and accompany it by anal-fisting and sucking on the respective partner's toes.
Deborah and I were scissoring when I found her toes in my mouth and she found my fist in her ass, thus we were Octopussying.
by Martypoo April 17, 2009
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Dalmatian Octopus

Term used to describe when 8 men ejaculate onto a black woman.
Derived from the "8" as in 8 tentacles of te octopus, and how the woman is now black with white spots, as is a Dalmatian.
First mentioned on the 10/10/11 taping of "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson"
"Yeah bro, me and these other seven guys totally gave this chick a Dalmatian Octopus the other night."
by Liz_Tyler October 11, 2011
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Octopiss

V. Oc-to-piss To piss 8 times in a row
by SomeoneSomethingIdk October 11, 2009
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